{"product_id":"please-dont-touch-my-stapler-soy-candle","title":"Funny Teacher Candle | Please Don't Touch My Stapler","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the educator with boundaries, a very specific desk setup, and a stapler that is absolutely not community property — this funny teacher candle is the witty back-to-school gift for teachers who have earned the right to protect their supplies and their sanity. Hand-poured in New Hampshire with 100% natural soy wax.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TheWhimsicalWicksCo","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757300413,"sku":"WW591-CS-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757333181,"sku":"WW591-CS-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757365949,"sku":"WW591-CS-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Eucalyptus Lavender \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757398717,"sku":"WW591-EL-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Eucalyptus Lavender \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757431485,"sku":"WW591-EL-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Eucalyptus Lavender \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757464253,"sku":"WW591-EL-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Balsam \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757497021,"sku":"WW591-BC-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Balsam \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757529789,"sku":"WW591-BC-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Balsam \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757562557,"sku":"WW591-BC-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Honeysuckle \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757595325,"sku":"WW591-HS-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Honeysuckle \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757628093,"sku":"WW591-HS-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Honeysuckle \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757660861,"sku":"WW591-HS-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Grapefruit \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757693629,"sku":"WW591-PG-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink Grapefruit \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757726397,"sku":"WW591-PG-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Grapefruit \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757759165,"sku":"WW591-PG-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sea Breeze \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757791933,"sku":"WW591-SB-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Breeze \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757824701,"sku":"WW591-SB-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Breeze \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757857469,"sku":"WW591-SB-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Pumpkin \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757890237,"sku":"WW591-PM-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Spiced Pumpkin \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757923005,"sku":"WW591-PM-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spiced Pumpkin \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757955773,"sku":"WW591-PM-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Unscented \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386757988541,"sku":"WW591-UN-5-BG-W4OZ","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758021309,"sku":"WW591-UN-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758054077,"sku":"WW591-UN-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Vanilla Bean \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758086845,"sku":"WW591-VB-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vanilla Bean \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758119613,"sku":"WW591-VB-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vanilla Bean \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758152381,"sku":"WW591-VB-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758185149,"sku":"WW591-AH-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758217917,"sku":"WW591-AH-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758250685,"sku":"WW591-AH-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758283453,"sku":"WW591-CC-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758316221,"sku":"WW591-CC-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758348989,"sku":"WW591-CC-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cinnamon \u0026 Vanilla \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758381757,"sku":"WW591-CV-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cinnamon \u0026 Vanilla \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758414525,"sku":"WW591-CV-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon \u0026 Vanilla \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758447293,"sku":"WW591-CV-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sage \u0026 Lavender \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758480061,"sku":"WW591-WS-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sage \u0026 Lavender \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758512829,"sku":"WW591-WS-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \u0026 Lavender \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758545597,"sku":"WW591-WS-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sea Salt \u0026 Orchid \/ 4 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758578365,"sku":"WW591-SS-5-BG-W4OZ","price":18.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sea Salt \u0026 Orchid \/ 9 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758611133,"sku":"WW591-SS-3-BG-W23","price":22.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt \u0026 Orchid \/ 13.75 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":47386758643901,"sku":"WW591-SS-1","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0649\/8333\/5101\/files\/il_fullxfull.8211778438_ctwu.jpg?v=1783174238","url":"https:\/\/whimsicalwicksco.com\/products\/please-dont-touch-my-stapler-soy-candle","provider":"The Whimsical Wicks Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}