Smells Like Your Thirties Are Over Candle | Funny 40th Birthday Gift | Snarky Milestone Present | Gag Gift
$22.95
Smells Like Your Thirties Are Over: Ready to ring in the fabulous forties? Our “Smells Like Your Thirties Are Over” candle is the perfect way to celebrate turning 40 with humor and style. This candle makes an ideal gift for anyone hitting the big 4-0, whether it's for a birthday, milestone party, or just to remind them that life only gets better with age.
PRODUCTION
Each candle is hand-poured with care in our USA studio, where we take pride in our craft. We typically ship orders within 1 business day of purchase, so your candle arrives as quickly as possible. Our commitment to sustainability is evident in our use of eco-friendly packaging, because we know that Mother Nature deserves our love too.
MATERIALS
This candle’s got the brains to match its sass. We’re talking 100% natural soy wax that burns cleaner than a whistle, with a cotton wick that lights up your life like it’s nobody’s business. Housed in a stylish 9 Oz amber glass jar, it holds 7.5 fluid ounces of pure aromatic joy. And guess what? No phthalates, no lead, no parabens, and absolutely no synthetic dyes—just pure, unfiltered goodness that’s as down-to-earth as your favorite pair of jeans.
FRAGRANCES
Vanilla Bean:
Imagine being wrapped in the warm embrace of a giant vanilla bean, with whispers of tonka bean and whipped cocoa. This scent is like a cozy dessert haven for your space—no calories included!
Comfort Spice:
Picture autumn throwing a big, cozy party with its best pals—brown sugar, cinnamon, and a hint of lemon. With vanilla extract and pralines crashing the event, this candle feels like wrapping yourself in a warm, spiced blanket.
Sea Breeze:
Take a deep breath of fresh ocean air, where citrus meets lavender in a seaside dance. Cedarwood and jasmine petals add a touch of elegance, while patchouli and rosemary keep things grounded. It’s like a beachside stroll, minus the sandy toes.
Pink Grapefruit:
Zesty and vibrant, this scent is a celebration in a jar! Sweet pink grapefruit and balanced citron will make your nose do a happy dance. Perfect for when you need a quick mood boost or a mini vacation for your senses.
Eucalyptus Lavender Herb:
Imagine a spa day in a magical forest. Eucalyptus and lavender come together with earthy undertones to give you a scent that’s as fresh as a morning breeze and as calming as a forest lullaby. Peace and tranquility, bottled up.
Spiced Pumpkin Ginger:
It’s like fall bottled up in a candle! Spiced pumpkin and fresh ginger team up with warm undertones of fall spices to make your space smell like a cozy autumn afternoon—no pumpkin carving required.
Fresh Balsam:
Step into a winter wonderland with this cool, woodsy blend. Balsam, crisp eucalyptus, fir branches, and cedarwood come together to create a scent that’s as invigorating as a frosty morning hike through the woods.
RETURNS
Due to the personalized nature of our candles, we do not accept returns. However, if there’s an issue with your order, please reach out to us. We’re dedicated to ensuring your satisfaction and will work with you to resolve any concerns.
- Comfort Spice: brown sugar,
cinnamon, and pralines-like a hug in candle form (minus the awkward arm pat) - Eucalyptus Lavender: eucalyptus
and lavender with an earthy twist-because you deserve a spa day at home - Fresh Balsam: balsam,
eucalyptus, and fir-like a brisk walk in the woods without the bug spray - Honeysuckle: floral, bright, and
just the right amount of fancy-honeysuckle, jasmine & a sandalwood finish - Pink Grapefruit: zesty, tart,
and a little sassy-like grapefruit, but without the bitter aftertaste - Sea Breeze: citrus, lavender,
and cedarwood-basically, your personal ocean breeze, minus the seagulls - Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: pumpkin,
ginger & fall spices-because your candle should smell as good as your
sweater looks - Vanilla Bean: rich vanilla with
a side of tonka bean & whipped cocoa-sweet, smooth, and a little extra - Unscented: for when your presence is the only thing that needs
to make a statement-no scent, just sass and flame
Sizes:
- 4 oz (25–30 hour burn)
- 9 oz (40–60 hour burn)
- 13.75 oz (60–80 hour burn)
Containers:
- 4 oz & 9 oz: Amber glass jar with black metal lid
- 13.75 oz: Clear open-top glass jar, no lid-because big vibes need room to breathe
Specifications:
- 100% natural soy wax
- Cotton, lead/zinc-free wick
- Clean burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils
- Vegan and cruelty-free
- Hand-poured in small batches in New Hampshire
To ensure the best experience and a long-lasting burn, follow these care instructions for your natural soy wax candle:
- Trim the Wick: Before lighting, trim the cotton wick to 1/4 inch to prevent soot and ensure a clean, even burn.
- Burn Time: For the first use, let your soy candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edge of the jar (approximately 3-4 hours). This helps prevent tunneling and creates an even burn.
- Safety First: Always burn your candle within sight and keep it away from children, pets, and anything flammable.
- Avoid Drafts: Place your candle in a draft-free area to prevent uneven burning and excessive flickering.
- Extinguish Properly: Use a candle snuffer or gently blow out the flame. Avoid using the lid to extinguish the candle as it can cause soot build-up.
- Recenter the Wick: After extinguishing the flame, ensure the wick is centered and upright for the next burn.
- Burn Time Limit: Do not burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Allow the candle to cool for at least 2 hours before relighting.
- Reuse the Jar: Once your candle is finished, clean out the jar and repurpose it for storage or decor. Our amber glass jars are perfect for upcycling!