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Excellent 4.9

THEY SAID IT, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO

Beautiful candle! As expected- wonderful scent

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Brittany Woods

This candle looks just like the picture and the vanilla scent is delightful!!

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Zoe

Quick responses to questions, ships fast, and exactly as described!

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Jessica Frye

Very beautiful candle. I got the Pumpkin Spice scent, which can sometimes be a hit or miss, and this was a HIT!

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Makayla

this smells delightful! it was packed perfectly and arrived flawlessly even during a 100+ degrees day.

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Stevie Hretz

Smells incredible! Just as described. Great shipping and packaging and great communication!

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Christopher White

I bought this candle as a birthday gift. It arrived in 2 days! The vanilla scent is very nice. My mom really liked it!

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