Meet the Menace Makers

Welcome to the beating heart of The Whimsical Wicks Co., a team that runs on coffee, chaos and the faint hope that one day everyone in this house will nap at the same time.

The Candle Guy (Also Known As: Dad, Chief Wax Spiller)

Founder, maker, and accidental adult. Makes every candle by hand in New Hampshire while whispering motivational speeches to the wax and questioning his life choices. Believes humor and good scents can fix almost anything except the kids fighting over one single crayon.

The Angry Bitter Wife (Director of Eye Rolls and Quality Control)

Keeps the entire operation from collapsing, mostly through sheer willpower and the ability to detect nonsense from three rooms away. Claims she didn’t sign up for a candle empire but still approves every label with a sigh that could shake mountains.

The Munchkins (Chief Demands Officers)

Small, loud, and fueled entirely by snacks. Provide daily feedback like “This candle should smell more like cookies” and “Daddy, I spilled something again.” Responsible for at least 90 percent of the chaos and 100 percent of the motivation.

Why We Do It

We started this little family business to create funny, high-quality candles and somehow ended up running a full-blown circus. But we love it. Every candle is hand-poured, every label is designed to make someone laugh, and every order helps support our tiny New Hampshire crew of lovable disasters.

Welcome to the madness. Enjoy your stay.