Funny 30th Birthday Candle – Honestly You Still Look 29 – Adult Humor Gift – Gag Candle for Her or Him – Sarcastic Milestone Birthday Decor
$14.95
🎂 Aging Is Inevitable. This Candle Is Inevitable-er.
Celebrate your favorite aging legend with this candle that says what everyone's thinking—but with charm. The “Honestly, You Still Look 29 (From a Distance)” candle is the perfect combination of sarcasm and scent: hilarious, useful, and shockingly good-smelling.
Available in 8 hand-picked fragrances, this birthday-ready soy wax candle is your go-to gag gift that actually doesn’t suck.
🕯️ Scent Options
1. Vanilla Bean
A cozy dessert haven. Think vanilla, tonka bean, and whipped cocoa—no calories, just comfort.
2. Comfort Spice
Warm brown sugar, cinnamon, and a touch of lemon, vanilla, and praline. It’s autumn wrapped in a fuzzy blanket.
3. Sea Breeze
Citrus, lavender, jasmine petals, patchouli, and cedarwood. A fresh, beachy breeze without the sand in your shoes.
4. Pink Grapefruit
Zesty, juicy, and bright. Like a spontaneous tropical getaway in a jar.
5. Eucalyptus Lavender Herb
A magical forest spa in candle form. Clean eucalyptus meets calming lavender and earthy green undertones.
6. Spiced Pumpkin Ginger
Pumpkin, ginger, and warming spices team up to create peak fall energy.
7. Fresh Balsam
Balsam, eucalyptus, fir, and cedarwood. Smells like winter, pine trees, and cozy cabin mornings.
8. Honeysuckle
Floral and just a little fancy. Honeysuckle, jasmine, and sandalwood for a scent that’s bright and elegant.
🧼 Product Specs
• Sizes: 4 oz (20–25 hour burn) or 9 oz (45–50 hour burn)
• Wax: Natural coconut-soy blend
• Wick: Cotton, lead/zinc-free
• Hand-poured in small batches
• Clean burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils
• Vegan and cruelty-free
🎁 Perfect For:
– Bachelorette or bachelor party gifts
– White elephant & Secret Santa
– That wild best friend (or yourself)
– Breakup survival kits
– Funny but functional home decor
💡 Candle Care
- First burn: let melt reach full edge to prevent tunneling
- Trim wick to ¼” before each use
- Don’t burn for more than 4 hours at a time
- Always burn on a stable, heat-safe surface
📦 Shipping + Shop Policy
- Ships next business day
- Packaged in recyclable, gift-ready materials
- No returns or exchanges, but damaged items will be replaced
- Shipping to US ONLY
⭐️ Real Reviews
“Got this for my friend’s 30th—she laughed so hard she cried.”
“Perfect mix of funny and classy. And it smells amazing.”
“Came fast, looks great, totally nailed the humor.”
- Comfort Spice: brown sugar,
cinnamon, and pralines-like a hug in candle form (minus the awkward arm pat) - Eucalyptus Lavender: eucalyptus
and lavender with an earthy twist-because you deserve a spa day at home - Fresh Balsam: balsam,
eucalyptus, and fir-like a brisk walk in the woods without the bug spray - Honeysuckle: floral, bright, and
just the right amount of fancy-honeysuckle, jasmine & a sandalwood finish - Pink Grapefruit: zesty, tart,
and a little sassy-like grapefruit, but without the bitter aftertaste - Sea Breeze: citrus, lavender,
and cedarwood-basically, your personal ocean breeze, minus the seagulls - Spiced Pumpkin Ginger: pumpkin,
ginger & fall spices-because your candle should smell as good as your
sweater looks - Vanilla Bean: rich vanilla with
a side of tonka bean & whipped cocoa-sweet, smooth, and a little extra - Unscented: for when your presence is the only thing that needs
to make a statement-no scent, just sass and flame
Sizes:
- 4 oz (25–30 hour burn)
- 9 oz (40–60 hour burn)
- 13.75 oz (60–80 hour burn)
Containers:
- 4 oz & 9 oz: Amber glass jar with black metal lid
- 13.75 oz: Clear open-top glass jar, no lid-because big vibes need room to breathe
Specifications:
- 100% natural soy wax
- Cotton, lead/zinc-free wick
- Clean burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils
- Vegan and cruelty-free
- Hand-poured in small batches in New Hampshire
To ensure the best experience and a long-lasting burn, follow these care instructions for your natural soy wax candle:
- Trim the Wick: Before lighting, trim the cotton wick to 1/4 inch to prevent soot and ensure a clean, even burn.
- Burn Time: For the first use, let your soy candle burn until the melted wax reaches the edge of the jar (approximately 3-4 hours). This helps prevent tunneling and creates an even burn.
- Safety First: Always burn your candle within sight and keep it away from children, pets, and anything flammable.
- Avoid Drafts: Place your candle in a draft-free area to prevent uneven burning and excessive flickering.
- Extinguish Properly: Use a candle snuffer or gently blow out the flame. Avoid using the lid to extinguish the candle as it can cause soot build-up.
- Recenter the Wick: After extinguishing the flame, ensure the wick is centered and upright for the next burn.
- Burn Time Limit: Do not burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Allow the candle to cool for at least 2 hours before relighting.
- Reuse the Jar: Once your candle is finished, clean out the jar and repurpose it for storage or decor. Our amber glass jars are perfect for upcycling!